EldarOfSuburbia

Analyst/Programmer/dad/husband living in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, via Long Island, London, South Devon, Brighton, Grenoble, Brighton, South Devon, and Croydon.

Contract bridge

"You've got an arm like a wet rag!" - The Dummy, Hurricane (Williams, 1991)
"Ace of Clubs?!" - Bride of Pin*Bot, Jack*Bot (Williams, 1995)
"You have been terminated. Have a nice day!" - Candy 2000, Safe Cracker (Williams, 1996)

Wizard Goals remaining: Safe Cracker 26 [Unique] Tokens (19/26 collected); F-14 250K Launch Bonus; Frankie 150M Creature Jackpot, Complete CREATURE