schizophobe

I am meWhich is all that I beMusic man when I canWhen the rhythm's at handGaming dudeWith a 'tudeWhen a gameStrikes my moodWork outTo the beatWhen I can'tSee my feetDo the jobGet the payLive to fight'Nuther dayWho am I do you say? Let us find out. *GULP* Me: Rob B.Birth Place: San Mateo, California on July 31, 1972.Age: You figure it out. I told you when I was born! ;-)Now Residing in: CaliforniaLife: Not much of one when I've designed a web page like this. Death: Not right now, thanks.Short-Term Goals: To wake up in the morning.Long-Term Goals: To live long enough to die.Realistic Goals: Huh??!!Education: I received a B.S. (that's for BullSh..t) at Psychotic State University in Communicative Ethics (also called common sense) after going to school for 12 years.A.K.A: High School Diploma.Achievements: I'll have to get back to you on this one.All kidding aside, I'm just your average Joe (but my name is Rob) who tries to make the best out of what I have. I work full-time trouble-shooting computers at the local University. It gives me a sense of reassurance knowing that I'm doing something that I enjoy. Who am I kidding?? I hate having to actually get up day after day to do something! (What a powerful figure I am for my generation huh?) Doesn't everybody?!?! ;-) (I'm kidding again of course) I spend most of my spare time being what some call a "technoholic". That means I'm always trying to keep up with the newest breakthroughs on the market. Whether it is new music, video game systems, computers, CD players, VCRs, etc. Let's just say if it has anything to do with audio and/or video equipment, I either bought it, or would die to have it. Don't believe me? Check out this sad list of game systems and computers alone I've been through: Atari Ping-Pong, Atari 2600, Atari 400, Atari 1200XL, Atari 520ST, Atari Lynx, Commodore 64, Amiga, Colecovision, Intellivision, NEC TurboExpress, Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Sega Master System, Sega Genesis, Sega CD, Neo-Geo, Sony Playstation, IBM 286, IBM 386, Apple IIe 128k, Apple Macintosh Plus, Apple Macintosh SE, Apple Macintosh SE/30, and Apple Power Macintosh 7100/80AV. And that is just hardware. Now...a listing of all of my games and programs for these machines. Just kidding. I may be cruel but I'm not THAT cruel! I've also spent a great deal of my life playing Trombone in jazz, symphonic, orchestral groups but got extremely burned out by the whole competition aspect of it. Also, knowing what a great career I could have playing Trombone in a famous Rock & Roll band was the finishing touch to that career. I do, however, enjoy playing off and on just so I know that I can still pick up the horn that I spent 10 years trying to perfect. Now a days, I'm doin the tech thang at Fresno State working with computer related calls dealing with software/hardware/internet type stuff.AND keeping myself busy writing songs under the one man band pseudoname SchizoPhobia.schizophobia.comAll 70+ songs I've have been sung, played, recorded, ripped, burned and stressed out my me, myselves and I.

Listening to music, And Computers Internet Project Oriented Stuff, Ahhh I Could Go on Forever Here,