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At least it wasn't a cucumber, then the kitteh would've really **** his pants

Beer?

Saying THE Comet is a lot like saying THE Batman. We all know you are just trying to say Batman. No need to amp it up with a 'the' *id love to see the Comet or Comet... Ah whatever... Give us Comets now*

I'm trying, but they won't let me, the voices

I go through saucepans like a whore goes through douchebags. Winkyfrownface

Im definitely going to use that sentence every day from now on. Well snorkel, this is for you my friend... It's not the ham. In fact, I'm not sure what that was. Does anyone know of any desperate maids? I'd leave a big tip ;)

Odd. I just watched his special on Netflix last night. Nick somethingorother. It was ok to have on in the background, but sadly only got 1 chuckle out of it, if that. Wait... Have you been watching me?

But the pan was straight from the dishwasher. That means it's clean right? Just a couple of water spots, I can work around that. Hey, wanna eat some of my chili?

Been playing a lot lot lot of El Dorito, and when I re-entered SPACE SHATTLE, it was so different that I was like waaa. And that dang gone spinner value drop shooter things, it hard. I argue that it's hard to hit except by a. Trap. Still there's the arrows that say the stuff. And the ball just...

But then I'd have to buy bread. To make sandwiches. And that always goes bad. I'm always throwing away half loafs of bread because of the moldy green stuff. I can't put it in the fridge because of crystalization or something. I totally still want to eat that ham. It smelled bad when it was...

Just guess ace of clubs every time.

There's still some of that ham left in the fridge. Should I eat it?

My feet stink real bad

Really what I was being sarcastic about was Black Knight. And the fact that it hasn't been fixed yet. I am so deeply sorry that it came off as attacking you. I really wasn't. I like for these forums to make anyone feel welcome, in any situation. You and I have something in comon, we both love...

What is this word? My Siri doesn't recognize it. I don't speak Spanish just so ya know

It's ok, because I do have another solution. This one involves holding the home button on your PlayStation device. When you get the option to 'quit', you're going to want to hit the option that says 'turn off the system'. Select that. Imidiately after, you're going to want to use google maps to...

Here's my solution... Ok, so you have to pause the game, when it gives you the option to either quit or resume, hit quit. Then hit 'exit game'. This will bring you to 'my tables'. Select Bram Stoker's Dracula. Problem solved

It's been a while, so I've totally forgotten about this one. Whoever decided the HoF points was on crack. What score do I need to get 1000 HoF points. I know there is a thread about it somewhere. Well maybe someone could send the link. But in all seriousness, I've been having fun playing it over...

I'm a glass half - forget it somewhere and grab a new beer kinda guy

Can I just point out that you're a celeb around these parts?