Thanks to VP, we now have am original table none of us wanted to see. . .

[Richard B]

Though our wives / girlfriends might love it:
http://www.vpforums.org/index.php?app=downloads&showfile=7086

 

[Pop Sergeant]

Ahhhhhhhhh! Nooooo!!!!! I'm taking a walk in the sun ... good bye cruel barely pubescent underworld ... I can't bear the thought of fictitious immortality knowing that VP table exists in the real world ... (sparkle, sparkle, fizzle, fizzle, over acting dramatic pout, fizzle, fizzle, sparkle, sparkle, panning to long, slow, pull away shot with inane musical score, fizzle, fizzle, sparkle, sparkle, obviously computer generate puff of smoke ... close up of foot marks leading away from a pile of dust ... dramatic pause ... fade to black, roll 27 minutes of end credits that are only slightly more engaging than the character plot of the feature film) ... or am I?

Did I mention I have a teenage daughter?

 

[netizen]

Did I mention I have a teenage daughter?

Turn her on to pinball, for all you know she might be throwing Troll Bombs on your high score by Easter.

 

[Nik Barbour]

I'm just putting the finishing tweaks to my 'Justin Bieber' VP9 original table.
I'm thinking of calling the final multiball 'Bieber Fever'.
At least his balls will finally drop!

(my god - Twilight Zone, Yes - Twilight, Noooooo!
Even pinball is contaminated now).

 

[Chris Dunman]

Nik, please add a 'shotgun' multiball and of course, auto tune mode.....

Not forgetting 'not my kid love' drop targets and a 'punch the photographer' kickback...

All allegedly of course.... For legal reasons

 

[Nik Barbour]

Nik, please add a 'shotgun' multiball and of course, auto tune mode.....

Not forgetting 'not my kid love' drop targets and a 'punch the photographer' kickback...

All allegedly of course.... For legal reasons

Laughing my a$$ off - cheers Chris! you've cheered up a dreary Saturday morning doing overtime.

 

[Chris Dunman]

You're very welcome big man

 

[Sumez]

I'm just putting the finishing tweaks to my 'Justin Bieber' VP9 original table.
I'm thinking of calling the final multiball 'Bieber Fever'.
At least his balls will finally drop!

For some reason, I really hope this post wasn't a joke!

 

[Nik Barbour]

For some reason, I really hope this post wasn't a joke!

It was! - go and hang your head in shame Sumez.

 

[Chris Dunman]

I hear though your working on a 'Girls Aloud' table Nik...

I'd certainly like 3 goes for a quid!!!!

I fear I'd wear my plunger out though....

 

[Nik Barbour]

I hear though your working on a 'Girls Aloud' table Nik...

I'd certainly like 3 goes for a quid!!!!

I fear I'd wear my plunger out though....

Jeez Chris - spoiler alert!

 

[Jeff Strong]

Mine eyes, they burn!

 

[mmmagnetic]

I love the incredibly hard to read fonts.