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<blockquote data-quote="Silverball67" data-source="post: 199633" data-attributes="member: 5029"><p>Not only he beated Tarek Oberdiek on all tables, Chuck Norris completed all wizard goals on all tables, created new god goals, just by spelling the letters <strong>T P A</strong> ...</p><p>Sorry, this was not the whole truth...not all goals, ´cause he detests and rejects the awful "Goin´ Nuts", ´cause "he´s a man of wealth and taste..." He was around when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain...</p><p></p><p>Only by hearing the "soundtrack" of "Goin´Nuts" he get´s so psyched, he went to initiate the final apocalypse of the whole universe in one Planck-time. After this, he creates a new universe just by giving the new singularity a "little kick". That´s what the big bang is all about! Steven Hawking was the first, who realized that.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Silverball67, post: 199633, member: 5029"] Not only he beated Tarek Oberdiek on all tables, Chuck Norris completed all wizard goals on all tables, created new god goals, just by spelling the letters [COLOR="#FF0000"][/COLOR][B]T P A[/B] ... Sorry, this was not the whole truth...not all goals, ´cause he detests and rejects the awful "Goin´ Nuts", ´cause "he´s a man of wealth and taste..." He was around when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain... Only by hearing the "soundtrack" of "Goin´Nuts" he get´s so psyched, he went to initiate the final apocalypse of the whole universe in one Planck-time. After this, he creates a new universe just by giving the new singularity a "little kick". That´s what the big bang is all about! Steven Hawking was the first, who realized that. [/QUOTE]
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