X-Men Code & Ham *Dr. Suess Homage*

[Captain B. Zarre]

In honor of Read Across America month and the new release of X-Men code a while back, I present to you a poem. This is based off of "Green Eggs and Ham" and I purposely made some parts nonsensical in the style of Seuss' own writing.

I am Waison
Waison-I-Am!

That Waison-I-Am
that Waison-I-Am
I do not like that Waison-I-Am!

Do you like X-Men code and ham?

I do not like X-Men code & ham
I do not like them, Waison-I-Am!

Would you like bugs here or there?

I do not want bugs here or there
I do not want bugs anywhere
I do not like X-Men code & ham
I do not like them, Waison-I-Am!

Would you like scoring in a box?
Could you like scoring with a fox?

I could not like scoring in a box
I would not like scoring with a fox
I do not want bugs here or there
I do not want bugs anywhere
I do not like X-Men code & ham
I do not like them, Waison-I-Am!

You must try it, you will see
You'll may like it in a tree!

I do not like your code in a tree
Now Waison, leave me be!

Would you like Iceman in a house
Could you like Iceman with a mouse?

I would not like Iceman in a house
I could not like Iceman with a mouse
I could not like scoring in a box
I would not like scoring with a fox
I do not want bugs here or there
I do not want bugs anywhere
I do not like X-Men code & ham
I do not like them, Waison-I-Am!

A train! A train!
Would you like hero stacking on a train?

I would not, could not
Like hero stacking on a train!

Say! In the dark!
Here, in the dark...
would you, could you, like my code in the dark?

I would not, could not
like your code in the dark!

You do not like X-Men code and ham?

I do not like them, Waison-I-Am.

Would you like villain progression with a goat?
Would you like villain progression on a boat?

I do not want villain progression with a goat
I do not like villain progression on a boat
Not with a fox, not in a box,
Not on a house, not with a mouse,
I do not like your code here or there;
I do not like your code anywhere;
I do not like it, Waison-I-Am,
I do not like X-Men code and ham!

You don't like my code, you say?
Try it, try it, and you may!
Try it, and you may, I say!

Waison, if you let me be,
I will try your code, you will see...

<Silence as pinside tries the new code>

SAY! I like X-Men code and ham
I do! I like it, Waison-I-Am
And I will try stacking on a train;
And I will try stacking in the rain;
I will play it in the dark,
And I will play it in a car;
I will play with scoring in a box,
And I will play it with a fox;
I will play Iceman in a house,
And I will play Iceman with a mouse;
I will play your code here,
And I will play your code there;
Say! I will play your X-Men code anywhere!
I do like X-Men code and ham...
Thank you,
thank you,
Waison-I-Am.