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    Your Username / Avatar?

    You wanna know how I got these scars?
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    Sign Up for October TotM link

    So much for that theoretical booty call I had planned for Saturday. I'm playing TOTM and coming in last beortch! Yes, TOTM would only take up a small percentage of my day, but I'll wake up at 4pm, brew some coffee (and beer) that's gonna take 2 hours, that puts me to 6pm. Play the tables...
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    Do you rant when playing TPA?

    That... And when you land on the vault gate. It's wildly flipping through the 2 opened gates. But it can sense when you're about to push something, so it falls on the locked gate. And of coarse you didn't bring a key! And that's after dealing with the cyber dog, vault alarm that has been...
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    Do you rant when playing TPA?

    Just be like me and take it out on your livers
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    Do you rant when playing TPA?

    At first glance I thought you were talking about the kickback on Firepower :). It's like wait, what? Stare at the table in plunge mode. What whatAAAAAATTT just happened? But, i was one shot away from multiball! EEEEAAAEEEAAAEEE. (Intended to sound like Arny). Speaking of Arny... T2 when the...
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    Nu Skool Breaks

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    anyone else getting this? Help!

    No, I haven't had that happen because I do not have a ps4
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    What do YOU play pinball for ?

    there is no world! Everything is radioactive and 99.9% of tho population has been killed off. So please don't go outside my man
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    Do you rant when playing TPA?

    Yup. I'm a screamer. Espescially starting multiball, to no hit a single jackpot and see all balls drain at the same time. Usually with BSD. And of coarse it's 1 shot away from starting all 3 multiballs. But if my neighbors haven't called 911 yet, it must not be that bad. They must be used to the...
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    Table Pack #45 Speculation Thread

    I love all new ponballs
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    Historical Fact Of The Day

    pretty much exactly what dedpop said (showed) ...some guy has been pouring me never ending alcohl while i watch and am paralized and develop a lazy eye
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    MS Frankenstein Twitchstream.....

    i'm not looking forward to Ugly Indians either... we seem to always be on the same page
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    Happiness is....

    ...being the amount of drunk where I'm not being too much of an insensitive douche, and actually appear sexy, and it works. When she's slightly more drunk of coarse Unhappiness, when her husband finds out.
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    Historical Fact Of The Day

    Bigfoot is real and hea talks to me. He tells me that everyone is an alien.
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    BlahCade #26: Teeny Tiny Isn't Always a Bad Thing

    Wow, so current. I strongly agreed with something but I don't remember. It may have been about haunted house *oh yeah the ghostbusters retheme is exactly how I feel
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    Rate tables in Season 4

    Strange, take this, do exactly the opposite (minus POTO), and that's very close to mine
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    How do you rank designers?

    For me, Mark Ritchie would be towards the top. Something about crisscrossed ramps. Yeah, the layouts and scoring are usually pretty fun. Also I really like Fish Tales
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    BlahCade #25: Small Wheel (no Jackpots lit)

    you shall not pass
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    Hey it's Stuzz!

    way to leave me hangin. no, i'm only kidding. i'm full of it. thx for humoring me. also welcome. i'm a bit late on the draw. Stuzz is my friend and no one else can have him :( he's mine. back off

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