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Voted World Cup soccer. The only one I've actually played out of these. That's not the only reason though. That goalie is tough to get by. It's got a cool skill shot, and the layout and theme are different from what we've been seeing in TPA. Judge dredd would be cool too.

And if you're good, you can has this...

For a long time I didn't know that all of us were referred to as yankees. Just thought it was a southern thing. Southern girls are so much easier. God bless their hearts. I want a southern girl :0

We'll bring you to the nearest arcade with a bag of quarters and pick you up 8 hours later

Understandable. And it's a bit confusing as to why the buggiest tables always show up in the tourneys. Yeah, FS trying to get people into some of the 'lesser played' tables. That's probably how they do it, and promote a couple of newer ones. I'll usually put up a thread of 'next tourney wanted...

We need ya man! :) Having the mentality of 'I've done it once before, so I can do it again' goes a long ways. And I always see your name way up there. I will say that I absolutely hate Earthshaker, and I don't know why. Yeah yeah, build up the jackpot, 1 jackpot per multiball, blah blah...

Just had a nice little chat with Jared. Had some herehlik style typos, but it's kinda tough with a phone. I'll still be on for a while though. I've got 1 or 12 beers left, so let's shat

Are you her to blank blank up?

On iPhone 5s. Not a fix yet (cause I'm not even sure if got reported), but I really wish on SST, they could close up the gap. The black nothingness inbetween the DMD and the upper PF. Most visible on cam angle 2, seriously there's at least an inch. Wish I would've brought it up earlier. Anyone...

Actually that pic came up in a search for JP robot grandma's boy. It was too perfect to not save. I want it as my avatard. But you are wizard though

When going for the 5-way combo, max out the left and right orbits. That way you can spam either one by just catching the ball in a trap when it comes back down. Or, you could hit the lock for quick combos, assuming it's not about to be completed. I only say this because 5-way combo is always the...

Bzzzt malfunction. Does not compute. My name is JP I love robots I am a robot I have a robot vagina

Hey, I can last a long time. Just ask my ex girlfriend. *on second thought, don't ask my ex girlfriend* using one hand can be awesome

For people to understand the difference between your/you're, there/they're/their, to/too. I'll be a happy chap in the cap once this happens.

Wives are for makin babies and cleaning up my sh!t

BS is a good one to start with. Just about hit 100mil with my left hand. Just now. Good luck on the ones that don't take 1 hour to come back to the flipps though :/

Here's a challenge for those of you that need something more out of TPA. Only applies to those of you using your telephones... Try to get the best score you can while only using one hand! I'll start with my score on White Water, 0mil. Have fun you mongrels