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Sorry, forgot to put that, it's iOS.

As I was playing while The Wife was watching "The Taste", I noticed the upper lane bonus multiplier light didn't move when I pressed the flipper buttons. I coulda sworn they did change the light before. Or, maybe I was watching "The Taste", too...

"Hello (my real name), Thanks for getting back to me that you would like more information as to why this app is unable to provide in apps as seasons. I have exalted your feedback up to your app review team, and the feedback has been noted. At this time Apple considers this matter clearly...

Don't know if this qualify's as a bug, but if/when you turn off the heads up display, BK2K just stops! No sound or anything.

You know, this is what happens when you use a pocket-sized babysitter. All it takes is a moment to turn off in-app purchases. Both of the previous sentences lead down a thread that leads to a wall just like this one has.

Somebody, please kill this thread! And please accept my apologies for any part I had in it...

(que Gilda Radner's voice...) ...nevermind.

Well, the last one I had, the doctor had me bend over the exam table, and it felt like he inserted The Chrysler Building. There's no laying flat on the ground...

Here, sadly, is Apple's response to your first question: "Hello (my real name), Thanks for getting back to me that you have found other Apps that offer subscriptions, and there is another app that offers seasons passes. Subscriptions that are available through in app purchases are different...

1.) The Prostrate Exam 2.) Hey, what's in THAT dish 3.) Let's clean out the anal glands of your dog 4.) Is Grandma dead? 5.) Empty the litter box I'm gonna stop now, because I've got more in my head....

You know, I thought that there would be a bus that would stop at my door, I would be allowed to gather up a few belongings, then get on the bus to the funny farm. The sanitorium. The loony bin. I now know who will be driving that bus...

I'm gonna echo pretty much everyone else: BK2K plays FAST! Love the soundtrack, i expect to see Crockett and Tubbs walk up. The Magn-Save button, I usually end up thinking about it after the ball drains. I never was one much to play tables that had those, in fact I can't remember any having it...

I was taught the metric system while in Newfoundland, so I guess that makes me...bi-measurement?

Damn. That fixed it. That noise you hear is my explanation for needing an iPad Air being kicked out the door...

...am I going crazy? On every table of TPA (iOS), there are a series of ghostly rectangles, the corners of which are not connected. If this is an early April Fool gag, or hey, let's haze the new guy, OK, you got me. But, if that's not what it is, then what is it? They don't show up on any...

Now that the tourney is over, I've got to ask...how did this MOO guy do that? I'm barely computer-literate enough to print so I couldn't copy it, but come on, 65 kagillion points? Copy and paste? Bot (robot I'm guessin')? But if you're THAT good in pinball, hit the circuit and become a wizard...

In the middle part of last century, my dad was stationed at an USAF base on Newfoundland. The three and a half years we were there, the total accumulation was just under one thousand inches.

...for your viewing pleasure, Mother Nature proudly presents- A WINTER ICE STORM IN THE SOUTH!! SEE-drivers attempt to climb icy hills by mashing the gas pedal to the floor! LISTEN-to government officials issue apology after apology when they are unable to clear "your" road. HEAR-the crunch...

Me and The Family went to WDW in the late 1990's, and Pleasure Island had an actual arcade. Video and pinball machines pack this one store, on the opposite side of House of Blues. Sadly, when we went back last year, everything was changed all around and it's now called Treasure Island.

You know, when I sent in the first email, I was pretty sure that I wouldn't be able to change Apple's stance. It was simply my way of saying, hey I don't like what you did, at least tell me why. The first three emails, I couldn't even get the person on the other end to understand what my...