[Blog] Pinball on Google Play

[jaredmorgs]

I think we need a blog called "Aussie slang as explained by Jared".

What the heck is driveway cheese, Jared? It just doesn't sound good at all to me, but your use above of driveway cheese sounds like it's a good thing.

Driveway Cheese was a hitword we decided to use in an early episode of the TPA Fans Barcade Podcast to gauge user uptake of the podcast.

Folks (like me) would scattered the hitword throughout the forum, to see what chaos it caused. I have to say it made some folks incredibly fracked off and enraged, which was hillarious to see.

We may do it again in the future, but you'll just have to keep listening to the Podcast to find out.

 

[Captain B. Zarre]

JARED! You ruined the secret! Instant moderator ban for you

 

[jaredmorgs]

JARED! You ruined the secret! Instant moderator ban for you

It's old news now...

 

[superballs]

http://pinballongoogleplay.blogspot.com.au/2014/03/jiggler-by-deeg.html

Next up is "Jiggler".

::facepalm::

That game was hilarious...but I'm glad it was you playing and not me. Honestly I don't find it that offensive or demeaning really though but definitely pointless and poorly done. Her face when you bounce off her huge tracts of land was priceless though.

Driveway Cheese was a hitword we decided to use in an early episode of the TPA Fans Barcade Podcast to gauge user uptake of the podcast.

Folks (like me) would scattered the hitword throughout the forum, to see what chaos it caused. I have to say it made some folks incredibly fracked off and enraged, which was hillarious to see.

We may do it again in the future, but you'll just have to keep listening to the Podcast to find out.

I actually kinda liked the mystery of driveway cheese lol but at the same time it's cool to be in the know.

 

[QuiGonJ]

What amazing sound effects on Jiggler.... /facepalm

Playing the crappy pinball so we don't have to... thanks Jared!

 

[jaredmorgs]

What amazing sound effects on Jiggler.... /facepalm

Playing the crappy pinball so we don't have to... thanks Jared!

I have left this slide with recent work and life stuff. I need to start this service back up again. For great justice.

 

[Zorgwon]

ChielloPinball

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chiellini.pinball&hl=de

I found this one to be acceptable. You can play it as long as it doesn't crash. Just a hint.

 

[jaredmorgs]

ChielloPinball

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chiellini.pinball&hl=de

I found this one to be acceptable. You can play it as long as it doesn't crash. Just a hint.

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Ball speed up as it nears the flippers.

Slingshot bouncing at the top post. Even behind the sling.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Added to the Pinball On Google Play review hit list.

 

[jaredmorgs]

http://pinballongoogleplay.blogspot.com.au/2014/07/carnival-pinball-by-net-mobile-ag.html

Come to the Carnival. Actually, don't. It smells and there a clowns...

 

[DrainoBraino]

I love these reviews.

 

[Zorgwon]

But it’s time to remove this title from Google Play

I don't think they remove anything because of low quality. There must be something like a copyright infringement or other legal issues.

Here's a pretty one:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mdgraphics.steampunk_pinball

I tested an older version and it had poor physics (like balls passing through flippers). For whatever reason only landscape mode. But overall this is already a gem in the Android world of crap.

 

[Bravewall]

I can't stand anything to do with Steampunk. It reminds me of what the world would probably be like, if the Nazis won the war.

 

[jaredmorgs]

I need to do another one of these soon. This Thursday or Friday I think.

 

[Sir Cheddar]

I can't stand anything to do with Steampunk. It reminds me of what the world would probably be like, if the Nazis won the war.

Huh? I share your hate for Nazis but steampunkey they where not.

 

[Heretic]

godwins law

 

[jaredmorgs]

http://pinballongoogleplay.blogspot.com.au/2014/09/pinball-deluxe-by-greencod-apps.html is the next app under the microscope.

May contain traces of Arkanoid...

 

[Zorgwon]

http://pinballongoogleplay.blogspot.com.au/2014/09/pinball-deluxe-by-greencod-apps.html is the next app under the microscope...

You would think that people love the following in pinball:
Extra Balls
Multiball
End of Ball Bonus
Instructions and Values on Playfield
Nudging
But 2D pinball apps defy that thought.

I could never finish a game of Kick-Off.