I don't like beating up the German guy...

[BennyJackdaw]

Franz Von Pain I think his name is. His voice is just so wimpy, and his face makes him look like a fairly small guy. I almost feel like I'm bullying the dude when I fight him. ...Ironically, I've only fought him twice and lost to time out both times, the only boxer I've ever lost to due to running out of time. Does he knock you out faster than some of the other boxers. I fought the English and French guys and I didn't notice a difference in speed.

Also, activating Bar Multibrawl, I end up blurting out from Borderlands 2 "Get ready to grab a beer and kick some rear, cause IT'S TIME FOR A BEATDOWN BAAAAR BRAAAWL!!!"

 

[dtown8532]

Does it bother you to kick the crap out of Glass Joe in Mike Tyson's Punch Out?

 

[BennyJackdaw]

Does it bother you to kick the crap out of Glass Joe in Mike Tyson's Punch Out?

Glass Joe doesn't talk, though. ...At least not in the NES game. Plus, he's the first opponent, he's SUPPOSED to be easy. Franz Von Pain is usually the third opponent, and I could be wrong but I could swear I heard him say "I don't even have legs, and I still beat you" once. ...Or something like that. Wait, am I fighting a dude in a wheel chair or something?

 

[strells]

I picture him more like Dieter, Mike Myers' old character on SNL (Sprockets).

 

[BennyJackdaw]

According to my dad, Franz Von Pain is supposed to be a spoof of Hanz and Franz from Saturday Night Live.

 

[mpad]

As a German I thank you for that thread title in general

 

[Heretic]

Ewww dutchlanders on me forum get out

 

[Kolchak357]

Must be like Oktoberfest all the time in Germany. At least that's how I picture it.

 

[mpad]

Yeah almost...
THE Oktoberfest starts next week and I live in Munich. Not looking forward to it.

 

[Kolchak357]

Yeah almost...
THE Oktoberfest starts next week and I live in Munich. Not looking forward to it.

What! I would think it's the best time of year. No?
Is it the crowds and loopy tourists?

 

[mpad]

Yeah I am just not the crowd in tents plus beer guy.

 

[Heretic]

Pfffttt currywurst beers and pinball my tent is sexy non smokers can stand outside

 

[Heretic]

What! I would think it's the best time of year. No?
Is it the crowds and loopy tourists?

Who you callin loopy! Let's take this outside to the nearest diner foods on you

 

[Kolchak357]

Who you callin loopy! Let's take this outside to the nearest diner foods on you

You're on. Let me know when you are in town. Lunch is on me.

 

[Heretic]

Where do ya go for good grub with the family? I'm demanding I want five star

 

[Kolchak357]

Where do ya go for good grub with the family? I'm demanding I want five star

5 star in Kutztown? Not gonna happen. We have a couple of nice brew pubs.

 

[EldarOfSuburbia]

In Pennsylvania, you really want to treat someone, you go to White Castle. True dat.

 

[Kolchak357]

In Pennsylvania, you really want to treat someone, you go to White Castle. True dat.

We could do that. There is one in Allentown.

 

[BennyJackdaw]

Wow, this derailed.

Could anyone confirm what I said in my last post?

 

[dtown8532]

5 star in Kutztown? Not gonna happen. We have a couple of nice brew pubs.

Stokesay Castle above Reading is the best butt kissing I've ever had in Berks County. Re folded my napkin after I visited the loo.