I'm not allowed to ever buy a real Funhouse

[Jeff Strong]

My wife said "the head" would freak her out too much. Plus she's getting really annoyed with me frequently saying, "Get yourself a hot dog!"

 

[Sean DonCarlos]

Then you are morally obligated to instead buy a Road Show (two talking heads) or RBION (a talking shrunken head).

 

[Jeff Strong]

Yeah, too bad they never made a Child's Play table with a Chucky head.....that would be perfect for her.

 

[jaredmorgs]

Yeah, too bad they never made a Child's Play table with a Chucky head.....that would be perfect for her.

Well there is the Freddy Krueger pinball from Gottlieb. With the floaty, solenoid driven (I think), dislocated jaw.

 

[Jeff Strong]

Even I wouldn't want to own that one, haha.

 

[DopedToInfinity]

Ventriloquist puppets are scary, did you ever see that Twilight Zone episode where the puppeteer became the puppet? You could wake up to find your head stuck in a pinball machine while rudy puts his balls in your mouth!!!

 

[DokkenRokken]

My wife and I HATE everything about "Funhouse", but we'd certainly love to have a "Freddy: A Nightmare on Elm Street" table.

I had the chance to buy one, but I didn't have an extra $1500 layin around.