My girlfriend loves it!

[pin pin]

I downloaded it on her ipad(for selfish reasons) and she decided to play while she's vacationing with her family. Thanks For bringing us closer!

 

[SKILL_SHOT]

Let the BALL JOKES BEGIN! The is a sexual position called the PINBALL MACHINE

 

[Carl Spiby]

How hard does she pull your plunger?

 

[Bonzo]

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink?

 

[Sean DonCarlos]

Is she having multiple jackpots yet?

 

[SKILL_SHOT]

Theres a headboard involved

 

[Heretic]

how rude

 

[pin pin]

She said I have a monstrous organ.

 

[pin pin]

My balls always drain when she's around. . .
But never in the outlane

 

[Sean DonCarlos]

I think we've created a monster...

 

[Sinistar]

Does she TILT you now , instead of the game?

 

[pin pin]

Hell yeah, SLAM TILTS!

 

[Carl Spiby]

She's got slammin' tilts?

 

[Sumez]

Make the skillshot after locking two balls to light the special. Watch out for the kickout, though.

 

[Punisher]

I'm pretty sure she always gives you a Replay.

 

[Sumez]

Nothing on knockers?

 

[ravager]

Nothing on knockers?

They aren't quite as adolescent as I am, apparently.