Other punny names

[Captain B. Zarre]

I am the purist of puns!

- Congo = Dongo
- Corvette = Bore-vette
- EATPM = Elvira and the Potty Monsters
- Fish Tales = Squish Snails
- Gilligan's Island = Gilligan's Pile
- Goldeneye = Goldenpyle; Golden Shower
- Hurricane = Hurl Came; Hurrydrain
- Independence Day = IDBore; IDSnore
- Indianapolis 500 = Indy 0.500
- Johnny Mnemonic = Johnny Moronic (actually, there's a whole list of these; http://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/ft-jm-in-mn)
- Last Action Hero = Last Auction: $0
- JPTLW = Jurrasic Pork: The Lost Investment
- Maverick = Maver-ick
- Phantom of the Opera = Flailing at the Opera (?)
- Shaq Attaq = Shag Attaq; Shat Attaq; Shatz Attaq
- Space Jam = Space Junk
- Star Wars Trilogy = Star Wars Pileogy; Star Wars Tragedy
- Striker Xtreme = Strike-her Xtreme
- TMNT = Terrible Mind Numbing Trash (Zeroes in a halfshell!)
- Twister = "Everybody underground now!"...
- X-Files = X-Piles

Any others? Please tell!

 

[SKILL_SHOT]

you forgot your avatar -Party Zone = FARTY ZONE!

 

[jaredmorgs]

Last Auction: $0

FTW - puntastic title.

 

[Punisher]

Theatre of Magic - Theatre of Tragic

 

[SKILL_SHOT]

wow I wrote a bunch, but I deleted them. I think I heard reference to the sythe...Best stay low.
It's Harvest Season!

 

[Captain B. Zarre]

Just came up with a new one! TSPP = The Symptoms Pinball Potty!