The Random Thought Thread

[Brandon Debes]

bear vs. gorilla. who would win this fight?

Gorilla wins on agility match-up.

 

[Kolchak357]

There is never enough Ralph Wiggum or Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons.

 

[Carl Spiby]

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

He drank it before it was cool.

 

[neglectoid]

Gorilla wins on agility match-up.

yeah... i always think the gorilla would win... but if the bear somwhow tackled him... i dunno??

 

[SKILL_SHOT]

carnivorous animal versus a herbavour MEAT EATER WINS! whats a gorilla going to do?

 

[Squid]

Technically, they're both omnivores.

Bear wins though. It's bigger and has claws.

The ape is only gonna use it's agility to escape the ferociousness of the bear.

 

[Jeff Strong]

Yeah, if the gorilla couldn't escape, the bear would definitely win.

 

[Kolchak357]

carnivorous animal versus a herbavour MEAT EATER WINS! whats a gorilla going to do?

He could throw his poop.

 

[neglectoid]

a gorilla has ULTRA stenght. even a chimp could tear your arms apart and beat you with them.

i dunno. i hear that a bears claws are almost razor sharp.

i love you guyz.

 

[Squid]

The funny thing is, a wolverine can scare off bears.

I watch a lotta PBS.

 

[esp2000]

"Daylight saving time" is dumb.

That is why I am happy to live in Arizona where we do not follow DST!

 

[BonzoGonzo]

hm, a bear actually would have some chances, if only for his claws... would depend on who gets the first swing i guess

 

[Chris Dunman]

Which has the longest reach? The gorilla would have better upper body strength, but then again, the bear might have had karate lessons

 

[Squid]

Someone plays Tekken.

 

[Squid]

I love it when basic grammar escapes me.

 

[Chris Dunman]

Wasn't thinking of Tekken Squid, was thinking of the classic John West salmon commercial with the fisherman and the karate bear. Very funny. Must still be on YouTube somewhere

 

[Chris Dunman]

Found it

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rPZNjtODzFI

Bloody funny

 

[BonzoGonzo]

you know that commercial actually reminds me of segata sanshiro for some reason

the quality is a bit crap, but you get the jist (if you wonder why is segata beating up all that people/kids -> they do other things like baseball and discodancing insetad of playing saturn )

 

[Squid]

Uh Oh! This S3 is kinda cool. You guys have been warned.

I do dislike how this thing nullifies my orienteering & astronomy badges.

 

[SKILL_SHOT]

I think my enthusiasm for this game has been deflated to the point of no return.