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Ah. Sweet. Apple is featuring pinball apps on the App Store. There’s a whole section for “Portable Pinball”. Very cool.
Finally, perhaps Rob-O-Bot will finally catch a break, and it’ll get the truckloads of money that it deserves. There are seventeen apps listed, surely it’ll be there.
Let’s see, we’ve got “Pinball Arcade”, and “Zen Pinball”. Those are no brainers. We knew those were going to be here, and they deserve to be spotlighted. Great, what else?
Oh, okay, there’s the “Pinball HD Collection”, from Gameprom. Can’t say that I’ve played anything from these guys since Zen came out, but these tables used to be pretty popular back in the day, when our options were pretty limited. So it kind of makes sense.
What else? So, um… A.S.K. Homework released another collection? Those tables are alright, I suppose. They’re decent. But didn’t I already have this collection? What’s so Pro about “Age of Pinballs Pro”? Oh, I see, it’s got the “Art of Pinball” tables in it. But didn’t they already offer that as an in-app purchase in the old “Age of Pinballs”? Ya know, the amateur edition? Why did we need another app for this?
This smells of Gameprom. It’s like they’re trying to get you to triple and quadruple dip and buy everything that you’ve already bought, just to get it all inside of one icon. But I’ve already got all of these tables, don’t I? A couple of times over, I think. And besides, even with the in-app in “Age of Pinballs”, and with “Age of Pinballs Pro”, they’re still not including all of their tables. There are two tables, a third of the tables from the “Art of Pinball” collection, that still aren’t included: “Beast Master” and “Fire Fighter”. So even if I get this new collection, I still can’t get everything in one app. Grr, that’s annoying. But, whatever. I digress. I suppose these tables are decent, and they probably belong in this promotion.
So that’s four, of seventeen. Lots of spots left. But where’s Rob-O-Bot? I see there are a lot of redundant choices. “Slayer Pinball Rocks HD”, “War Pinball”, and “The Deep” are already available inside the “Pinball HD Collection”, why are these should-be-obsoleted separate versions listed here? That’s a total waste.
And “Real Pinball HD” is available inside of “Age of Pinballs: The grown-up professional edition”. So is “Art of Pinball: Aliens”. If you buy “Age of Pinballs Pro”, these two are already included. For free even. Why are these taking up spots? In the Pro collection, you’re getting the Universal tables, for iPhone and iPad. Buy these separate and you’re getting it for more expensive, and you’re only getting it for either the iPhone or the iPad. It’s completely stupid. But again, whatever. Nine down, eight to go. What else?
And then there’s Retro Pinball. I suppose they have to have some throwback digital pinball in here, for the nostalgic amongst us. Retro Pinball isn’t a bad choice, it’s pretty not bad. But where are the Cowboy Rodeo tables: There’s no “Pinball Dreams” or “Pinball Fantasies”, the originals or the remakes. Those tables are great, they should be in this promotion. But they’re not.
We get a bunch of garbage, instead, like “Super Mushrooms”. I tried to play this, but I have no idea what’s going on. It’s more than pinball, I guess, but not in a good way. The pinball element is tacked on, and there’s more instructions in the beginning than I could tolerate. And it’s free, so it’s probably a scam, with tons of in-app purch–
Holy crap, there’s a $49.99 in-app consumable for this thing‽ For a pinball app? Yeah, no thanks.
“Undead Attack! Pinball”, eh? That one was pretty decent, if I remember correctly. I haven’t played it in a while. But wait a minute. It says I haven’t purchased this. But I know I have. Oh, okay. It’s been re-released, now with more ads. I love it when that happens. But at least they probably optimized it for the 4″ screen. And it was pretty old, so I don’t think it supported retina back in the day. Surely it’s got those things now, right? Nope. Pass.
“PinballCraft”? I wasn’t familiar with this one. It has expansive tables, and it feels more like you’re playing in the bonus stages of Sonic the Hedgehog. It’s unique, I guess. I don’t hate it, but I’ll probably never play this one. It’s just not really my thing. But it is pinball, and they don’t seem to be running any in-app shenanigans, so I’ll give this a pass.
“Momongo Pinball”? It’s alright. I played this a bit, and I didn’t hate the experience. But I wish the ball moved a lot more realistically. But I do like all of the different missions, and how hard it is. But it’s no “Frogger Pinball“, an app which, incidentally, isn’t here in this promotion.
“Pinball Maniacs” is similar to Momongo, in that it’s a “Cartoon Pinball Adventure”. But it’s much more traditional, much less fun, and it’s much more of an in-app racket. No thanks. “PinTiki Ball” is also included in this promotion. It’s similar in that it’s a cartoony, very video-gamey pinball table. But it sucks. The ball moves horribly.
Lastly, they’ve included “Pinwar”. This is very non-traditional, but it’s kind of great. Sure, there are in-app shenanigans in this one, but they’re not really necessary. There are enough missions in this one to keep you playing, and you’ll earn enough virtual currency to unlock everything just by playing. It’s also got these great same-device two-player modes, where you can battle head-to-head, or where you can work cooperatively on the same mission. It’s pretty innovative, and it’s a lot of fun. No hate here, this is a good selection.
That rounds out their promotion, but there’s a lot that’s missing. The biggest snub, for me, is “Revenge of the Rob-O-Bot”. That table is great. The developers are working on lots of new features for the table, but even now it’s up there with both Zen and Farsight. I like it a lot more than most of those tables, actually. It’s much more challenging than anything that the big two are putting out, and performance wise, the ball moves so much better in Rob-O-Bot than it does in a lot of the Pinball Arcade tables.
Also, where are the Littlewing tables? “Tristan Pinball” may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but “Crystal Caliburn II” is undeniably great. It deserves to be in this promotion. “Pinball Dreams HD” and “Pinball Fantasies HD” do, too. And where are the Matmi tables? Weren’t “Multiball Pinball” and “Monster Pinball” pretty popular? They certainly deserve to be included more than a lot of these others do.
But I’m ranting. I’m glad to see that Apple is promoting pinball, it’s one of my favorite things on the App Store. I just wish they did a little better job of presenting what’s out there.
Finally, perhaps Rob-O-Bot will finally catch a break, and it’ll get the truckloads of money that it deserves. There are seventeen apps listed, surely it’ll be there.
Let’s see, we’ve got “Pinball Arcade”, and “Zen Pinball”. Those are no brainers. We knew those were going to be here, and they deserve to be spotlighted. Great, what else?
Oh, okay, there’s the “Pinball HD Collection”, from Gameprom. Can’t say that I’ve played anything from these guys since Zen came out, but these tables used to be pretty popular back in the day, when our options were pretty limited. So it kind of makes sense.
What else? So, um… A.S.K. Homework released another collection? Those tables are alright, I suppose. They’re decent. But didn’t I already have this collection? What’s so Pro about “Age of Pinballs Pro”? Oh, I see, it’s got the “Art of Pinball” tables in it. But didn’t they already offer that as an in-app purchase in the old “Age of Pinballs”? Ya know, the amateur edition? Why did we need another app for this?
This smells of Gameprom. It’s like they’re trying to get you to triple and quadruple dip and buy everything that you’ve already bought, just to get it all inside of one icon. But I’ve already got all of these tables, don’t I? A couple of times over, I think. And besides, even with the in-app in “Age of Pinballs”, and with “Age of Pinballs Pro”, they’re still not including all of their tables. There are two tables, a third of the tables from the “Art of Pinball” collection, that still aren’t included: “Beast Master” and “Fire Fighter”. So even if I get this new collection, I still can’t get everything in one app. Grr, that’s annoying. But, whatever. I digress. I suppose these tables are decent, and they probably belong in this promotion.
So that’s four, of seventeen. Lots of spots left. But where’s Rob-O-Bot? I see there are a lot of redundant choices. “Slayer Pinball Rocks HD”, “War Pinball”, and “The Deep” are already available inside the “Pinball HD Collection”, why are these should-be-obsoleted separate versions listed here? That’s a total waste.
And “Real Pinball HD” is available inside of “Age of Pinballs: The grown-up professional edition”. So is “Art of Pinball: Aliens”. If you buy “Age of Pinballs Pro”, these two are already included. For free even. Why are these taking up spots? In the Pro collection, you’re getting the Universal tables, for iPhone and iPad. Buy these separate and you’re getting it for more expensive, and you’re only getting it for either the iPhone or the iPad. It’s completely stupid. But again, whatever. Nine down, eight to go. What else?
And then there’s Retro Pinball. I suppose they have to have some throwback digital pinball in here, for the nostalgic amongst us. Retro Pinball isn’t a bad choice, it’s pretty not bad. But where are the Cowboy Rodeo tables: There’s no “Pinball Dreams” or “Pinball Fantasies”, the originals or the remakes. Those tables are great, they should be in this promotion. But they’re not.
We get a bunch of garbage, instead, like “Super Mushrooms”. I tried to play this, but I have no idea what’s going on. It’s more than pinball, I guess, but not in a good way. The pinball element is tacked on, and there’s more instructions in the beginning than I could tolerate. And it’s free, so it’s probably a scam, with tons of in-app purch–
Holy crap, there’s a $49.99 in-app consumable for this thing‽ For a pinball app? Yeah, no thanks.
“Undead Attack! Pinball”, eh? That one was pretty decent, if I remember correctly. I haven’t played it in a while. But wait a minute. It says I haven’t purchased this. But I know I have. Oh, okay. It’s been re-released, now with more ads. I love it when that happens. But at least they probably optimized it for the 4″ screen. And it was pretty old, so I don’t think it supported retina back in the day. Surely it’s got those things now, right? Nope. Pass.
“PinballCraft”? I wasn’t familiar with this one. It has expansive tables, and it feels more like you’re playing in the bonus stages of Sonic the Hedgehog. It’s unique, I guess. I don’t hate it, but I’ll probably never play this one. It’s just not really my thing. But it is pinball, and they don’t seem to be running any in-app shenanigans, so I’ll give this a pass.
“Momongo Pinball”? It’s alright. I played this a bit, and I didn’t hate the experience. But I wish the ball moved a lot more realistically. But I do like all of the different missions, and how hard it is. But it’s no “Frogger Pinball“, an app which, incidentally, isn’t here in this promotion.
“Pinball Maniacs” is similar to Momongo, in that it’s a “Cartoon Pinball Adventure”. But it’s much more traditional, much less fun, and it’s much more of an in-app racket. No thanks. “PinTiki Ball” is also included in this promotion. It’s similar in that it’s a cartoony, very video-gamey pinball table. But it sucks. The ball moves horribly.
Lastly, they’ve included “Pinwar”. This is very non-traditional, but it’s kind of great. Sure, there are in-app shenanigans in this one, but they’re not really necessary. There are enough missions in this one to keep you playing, and you’ll earn enough virtual currency to unlock everything just by playing. It’s also got these great same-device two-player modes, where you can battle head-to-head, or where you can work cooperatively on the same mission. It’s pretty innovative, and it’s a lot of fun. No hate here, this is a good selection.
That rounds out their promotion, but there’s a lot that’s missing. The biggest snub, for me, is “Revenge of the Rob-O-Bot”. That table is great. The developers are working on lots of new features for the table, but even now it’s up there with both Zen and Farsight. I like it a lot more than most of those tables, actually. It’s much more challenging than anything that the big two are putting out, and performance wise, the ball moves so much better in Rob-O-Bot than it does in a lot of the Pinball Arcade tables.
Also, where are the Littlewing tables? “Tristan Pinball” may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but “Crystal Caliburn II” is undeniably great. It deserves to be in this promotion. “Pinball Dreams HD” and “Pinball Fantasies HD” do, too. And where are the Matmi tables? Weren’t “Multiball Pinball” and “Monster Pinball” pretty popular? They certainly deserve to be included more than a lot of these others do.
But I’m ranting. I’m glad to see that Apple is promoting pinball, it’s one of my favorite things on the App Store. I just wish they did a little better job of presenting what’s out there.
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