Shoot The Magic DRUNK

[Fungi]

AFM "You cannot defeat out foreskinned!"

ew

 

[Captain B. Zarre]

I used to think it was "You will never defeat our four guilds!" Weird, huh?

 

[brakel]

And I thought it is just me who misunderstands the "Focus" on CFTBL, because I'm not a native English speaker.
So glad to see that Kevlar from the UK came up with it.

It's just like song lyrics. Seems like everyone misunderstands some!

 

[SKILL_SHOT]

on NGG when the gofers choking it sounds like ON COCAINE and then he gets all bug eyed

 

[Crooker]

Best one in mm Is "they took our wives" then they all cheer. Laugh my ass off every time especially when the wife is there to hear it.

 

[arttq]

on NGG when the gofers choking it sounds like ON COCAINE and then he gets all bug eyed

I always heard it "More cocaine". It took some mental gymnastics to hear it how it's supposed to be (I'm choking).

 

[Mark W**a]

I never hear shoot the magic drunk.

However I hear all kinds of wierd stuff on other tables.

Creature makes me think its saying "shoot the SNAKE bar". Even when I say snack in my head, it still sounds like snake.

Or when you get an outlane drain. It sounds like he's yelling "F*** IT!" not "Focus!" which IMO is more appropriate for an outlane drain call out.

 

[Mark W**a]

I always heard it "More cocaine". It took some mental gymnastics to hear it how it's supposed to be (I'm choking).

Omg I thought I was the only one who heard that.

"More cocaine!!! Mower Cocaine!!"

What's he really saying!?! I'm choking??!! Wtf lol. Does not sound like that al ALL.

 

[SKILL_SHOT]

golfers like to BLOW there money well he is "choking" so the words arnt very clear.

 

[Captain B. Zarre]

Just wait until Tee'd Off comes out...

 

[SKILL_SHOT]

and on BOP is pin*bot threatening me with a trip to the hospital for hitting on her? "NOW I.CU."

 

[Espy]

and on BOP is pin*bot threatening me with a trip to the hospital for hitting on her? "NOW I.CU."

Just remembered another one, I used to think it was:

"Now I see you!"

"As do I, woman."

 

[jbejarano]

This is great. I never heard "Shoot the magic drunk." ...Until now.

 

[brakel]

This is great. I never heard "Shoot the magic drunk." ...Until now.

Now that's all you'll hear!

 

[Mark W**a]

Gorrgarrs....feet.

 

[Man-Machine]

At the start of every ball Pinbot says "warning". I've always thought it sounds like "morning!". And why not?

 

[SKILL_SHOT]

Shoot the TRAPPED WHORE? oooh shoot the TRAP DOOR

 

[Espy]

When you're getting lots of jackpots in quick succession on CP, sometimes sextuple jackpot merges with septuple jackpot and you get sexy-tuple jackpot! It even happens on the preview video for the table.

 

[Kemetman72]

OK this doesn't pertain to a table we have yet....but I swear when I play the Addams Family that I hear "Look everyone we have breasts!" instead of "Look everone we have guests!" and the sound when you put in your quarters makes me wonder if he's going through a seizure or having sex or both.

 

[karl]

Thanks to Fungi for finding this thread!

Cirqus Voltaire: "I am the Ringmaster. Defeat me for the Ringmaster Marble!"

Centaur: "Smooth Move!" instead of "Slow, aren't you?"

I hear the same regarding Centaur