Shoot The Magic DRUNK

[Captain B. Zarre]

Who the hell would create a hay taxi?

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Who the hell would create a hay taxi?

An Amish cab driver?

 

[PinballLizard (Mark Wyda)]

Who the hell would create a hay taxi?

Hey taxi! Call my taxi! Hey taxi! Ride the train get on the train ride the train ISNT THAT WHAT IM DOING.

The callouts in that game are so damn annoying. Or just dumb. would you call someone who just tried to cut off your head with an axe a "clown boy". And what if it was trixy under that mask, she's not a boy.

Then you have just the "interrogations" which make absolutely no sense. Someone killed Trixy wait didn't I just arrest trixy? Wait you're telling me Walter changed his name to butler, so that's not a butler his actual -name- is butler? Wait Tonys dead how did he kill Trixie who is in jail. THE GAME MAKES NO SENSE /rant

 

[Espy]

I frequently mishear the soundtrack to Goin Nuts as death.

 

[PC.Doctor]

Starting regular multiball on NGG, I'm not sure whether Bud and Buzz are saying "OH NO!" or "HOLD ON!"?

 

[WhiteChocolate]

"No time to pee! BLAHST THOSE MARTIANS!"

 

[Captain B. Zarre]

Giving this thread a well deserved bump...

"Vince... Viiiiiince.... VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNCCCEEEEE"...

- BSD

 

[Reagan Dow]

Giving this thread a well deserved bump...

"Vince... Viiiiiince.... VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNCCCEEEEE"...

- BSD

Good one CPT !

 

[wizard33]

Why does Clint Eastwood want to show me his balls in CBW?

I think it's "do you want to see my horse? "

 

[TomL]

Table sez: "Shoot the right ramp!"
I wonder: "wait, there's a wrong ramp?"
And then I drain SDTM.

 

[Captain B. Zarre]

"Potty at the cottage!"

 

[Extork]

SST.
I keep hearing 'clean out the dishes', but it's...

We got a new Sky Marshal and a new battle plan.
We're gonna clean out the systems outlying Klendathu...
one planet at a time

 

[Dedpop]

I'm drunk.
I'm magic.

 

[Naildriver74]

No you're just drunk

 

[Dedpop]

You're right.
I won't shoot anything tonight.

 

[Naildriver74]

You're right.
I won't shoot anything tonight.

Take a walk on the wild side..... Alright

 

[Dedpop]

Take a walk on the wild side..... Alright

Im drunk on music.
I'll take a walk on the wild side of my bed.
Where my gorgeous wife is already sleeping right now.
So, yes, it's an ALRIGHT.
.................

 

[Dedpop]

Plucked her eyebrows on the way.
Shaved her leg and then he was a she...

 

[Biff]

When I start Whirlwind.

"Oh Oh, looks like Maine"

 

[Extork]

It could be that I'm hearing 'clean out the dishes' because it's something that's been on my mind. Found a bowl with rotting fat in it today. Apparently you're supposed to put it in the fridge. Actually I'm not sure what you're supposed to do with fat