What would be the WORST theme for a pinball machine?

[jbejarano]

I'm going with the following Bottom 10:

- Trip to the In-Laws
- Etsy: The Arts and Crafts Pinball Experience
- Syphilis And You
- Road Show: I-5 Between Los Banos and Bakersfield
- Nails Meet Chalkboard
- Actuary Convention
- DMV Madness
- Health Care Policy Wonk Lecture
- Ishtar
- Dr. Root Canal

 

[Fungi]

The Bieber Experience!

 

[Captain B. Zarre]

The Symptoms Pinball Potty

 

[Buzz1126]

1.) The Prostrate Exam
2.) Hey, what's in THAT dish
3.) Let's clean out the anal glands of your dog
4.) Is Grandma dead?
5.) Empty the litter box

I'm gonna stop now, because I've got more in my head....

 

[DanBradford]

anything based around religion, paedophilia, or religious paedophilia

 

[Fungi]

"Does This Look Infected?"

 

[Biff]

The whole MTV bs, like jersey shore and kardashians.
Plus all of these casting shows that you find everywhere nowadays.

 

[night]

The Kelly Family.

 

[Kolchak357]

Squirrels and nuts

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

 

[netizen]

1.) The Prostrate Exam.

How do you make a game out of laying flat on the ground, let alone have an exam for it :/

 

[Shaneus]

Billy Visits the Flipper Factory
Goatse* (watch out for the centre drain... it's a doozy!)
Stern**


*If you don't know what this is, for the love of god don't look it up. I'm serious.

**Actually, a Stern-themed pinball would be pretty ace. Callouts from Gary like "Easy to learn, hard to master!" when it drains. One of the game modes you have to hit a certain number of shots to stop Steve Ritchie from saying what's on his mind. Another is to get a six-shot combo (or one shot more than the number of ramps there are) to release a software update, and the main enemy in the game is Jersey Jack

 

[night]

Your private search engine results.

 

[Baron Rubik]

Honey Boo Boo

Or

Harley Davidson's apparently, and 3 editions to realise it.

 

[Buzz1126]

How do you make a game out of laying flat on the ground, let alone have an exam for it :/

Well, the last one I had, the doctor had me bend over the exam table, and it felt like he inserted The Chrysler Building. There's no laying flat on the ground...

 

[night]

Well, the last one I had, the doctor had me bend over the exam table, and it felt like he inserted The Chrysler Building. There's no laying flat on the ground...

Thank you for sharing.

 

[Squid]

Well, the last one I had, the doctor had me bend over the exam table, and it felt like he inserted The Chrysler Building. There's no laying flat on the ground...

I think he might be hinting at the difference between prostrate and prostate.

I think the Helen Keller pinball adventure could be quite bad.

 

[Shaneus]

Well, the last one I had, the doctor had me bend over the exam table, and it felt like he inserted The Chrysler Building. There's no laying flat on the ground...

Moooooon riiiverrrr...

 

[Bowflex]

Music: Nickelback. Most any pop star. Unless the goal of the table is to end them.
Sports: Anything that had Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, Bob Costas or the Hawk guy that does White Sox games lending their voice.
Politics. Anything political, period. Unless it's based on one of those Japanese congress sessions where things turn into fist fights.
Transportation: Amtrak (I'm thinking it could be called Derailed)
TV: Pretty much any sitcom ever made, especially Friends.
Movies: Almost any romantic comedy ever made. Anything that has the likeness of Shia LaBouef or Kristen Stewart involved.

 

[netizen]

I think he might be hinting at the difference between prostrate and prostate.

exactly it.

 

[Buzz1126]

exactly it.

(que Gilda Radner's voice...)

...nevermind.