The Chuck Norris Thread

EldarOfSuburbia

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This started in the Table Pack #36 thread, and I've copied the first few here (linked for attribution to authors):

Chuck Norris can score more than 3,000,000 on Genie. (http://digitalpinballfans.com/showt...36-speculation?p=197850&viewfull=1#post197850)

Chuck Norris has never nudged or tilted. That's just the table trembling with fear. (http://digitalpinballfans.com/showt...36-speculation?p=197890&viewfull=1#post197890)

Chuck Norris doesn't use flippers to play pinball. He just stares at the ball until it goes where he wants, when he wants. (http://digitalpinballfans.com/showt...36-speculation?p=197892&viewfull=1#post197892)

How many points can Chuck Norris score on High Speed? All of them. (http://digitalpinballfans.com/showt...36-speculation?p=197915&viewfull=1#post197915)

You know what to do. Doesn't have to be about pinball, but if it isn't Chuck will know.
 

Dedpop

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shutyertrap

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The Most Interesting Man in the World was going to have a child, but then remembered Chuck Norris already existed.
 

rehtroboi40

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Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.

When he first tested it, there were three missed calls, all from Chuck Norris.
 

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