The Chuck Norris Thread

[EldarOfSuburbia]

This started in the Table Pack #36 thread, and I've copied the first few here (linked for attribution to authors):

Chuck Norris can score more than 3,000,000 on Genie. (http://digitalpinballfans.com/showt...36-speculation?p=197850&viewfull=1#post197850)

Chuck Norris has never nudged or tilted. That's just the table trembling with fear. (http://digitalpinballfans.com/showt...36-speculation?p=197890&viewfull=1#post197890)

Chuck Norris doesn't use flippers to play pinball. He just stares at the ball until it goes where he wants, when he wants. (http://digitalpinballfans.com/showt...36-speculation?p=197892&viewfull=1#post197892)

How many points can Chuck Norris score on High Speed? All of them. (http://digitalpinballfans.com/showt...36-speculation?p=197915&viewfull=1#post197915)

You know what to do. Doesn't have to be about pinball, but if it isn't Chuck will know.

 

[Dedpop]

 

[shutyertrap]

The Most Interesting Man in the World was going to have a child, but then remembered Chuck Norris already existed.

 

[EldarOfSuburbia]

Chuck Norris has already read every post in this thread, even the ones that haven't been posted yet.

 

[Naildriver74]

George W Bush borrowed Chuck Norris boat for his Mission accomplished speech.

 

[Kratos3]

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone.

 

[Captain B. Zarre]

 

[Captain B. Zarre]

 

[jbejarano]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... Twice.

 

[Extork]

Bahhahahajaah

Needed this today

 

[rehtroboi40]

Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.

When he first tested it, there were three missed calls, all from Chuck Norris.

 

[EldarOfSuburbia]

Even on Tommy's favorite table, Chuck can beat his best.

 

[Extork]

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum, he chews pinballs ...eh? It was worth a shot...

 

[shutyertrap]

When Chuck Norris tilts, the game apologizes and gives him 3 credits.

 

[mpad]

When chuck Norris plays fun house, Rudy doesn't say a word.

 

[Extork]

In a fight between the King of Payne and Crazy Bob, Chuck Norris would be the winner

 

[Extork]

It's my bible

 

[jbejarano]

Bud and Buzz from No Good Gofers just call Chuck Norris, "Sir."

 

[mpad]

Chuck Norris already got full cab support and dx13 lighting on TPA - since season 1.

 

[gooche77]

Chuck Norris is super tough and does things that are seemingly improbable.